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ReplyDeleteForemost I would like to say that you did not answer my pleas for help last isuue and I was fairly dissapointed. Let me reiterate my point. I have uber epic lab partner issues. You see the thing is that they smell. How can I tell them to wear deoderant without insulting them. I don't think I can live like this any longer. Everytime I leave class i feel like I have to vomit. Thank you for your time :)
Harby,
ReplyDeleteMy sister stole my spot on the couch. All of my blankets, pillows and my laptop are there. It is clearly MY spot; I've always sat there for the past 18 years. She stole it tonight and this is not okay. What should I do to get her to move/for revenge?
After I move on in life, she will have TWO YEARS to sit there. Enough is enough, I am considering using a tranquilizer to take her out. Do you think this is the best plan of action?
Seatless
Do you know where I can buy horse tranquilizers? I will trade you some Ritalin or Vicodin.
ReplyDeleteI recently went on WebMD and discovered that I have the symptoms of a very serious case of senioritis. I have NO motivation to do anything productive anymore. But I still haven't even finished my college applications, so now is not really the ideal time to be slacking. Harby, what do you advise I do to combat my severe case of first-semester senioritis?
ReplyDeleteI recently received a note that read, "Why don't you love me anymore?" I have no idea who it is from, and therefore can't identify who is feeling unloved. What do I do?
ReplyDeleteps my last word identification was "sablem"...this bears a striking resemblance to the word "sachem"...I think your system has been infiltrated AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteSomeone is applying to the some of the same schools as me! I know everyone says it doesn't matter, but it does. How can I get them to change their mind?? They're basically better than me in every way, and I don't stand a chance against them. HELP ME
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T SLEEP ANYMORE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!! I THINK I MIGHT BE LOSING MY MIND. Also what's a good cure for stomachaches? Or sharp pains to your chest and decreased appetite??? What happens if you missed your period but you know that you're not pregnant?? please cure me
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ReplyDeleteTHIS IS ANON 7:45, please help me this issue not next!!
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